vegansexuals..because having sex with a skeleton is hot.
veganism creeps me out. it’s unhealthy and can kill you. and it often makes you look like the walking dead. there’s a new trend occurring among vegans– they won’t have sex with CARNIVORES. omg. so..the creepy skeleton people won’t have sex with people who eat meat. big deal. i don’t think any meat-eating person with any self respect would subject themselves to that kind of creepiness. at least, i hope they wouldn’t.
ebay’s a bunch of sluts.
so.. regarding my previous post.. it turns out those messages had been spewing from my account because it was one of several thousand compromised by some back-end attack on ebay or something. best week ever.
oh, ebay.
i keep receiving this message from an ebay member (shows up as me for some reason). the wording reminds me of the english translation used on this card.
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missing car pt 2
well, i got up this morning and ran to the store in cadie’s car and came back to talk to the office, thinking they towed my car for leaking or something. turns out they haven’t towed anything in a long time. i called the security company once again to verify that they didn’t tow it and they said they hadn’t even tagged it. so…the car was stolen.
now, the real question: why would anyone steal my car? it’s a 1987 once blue, now silver toyota camry with 350,000+ miles on it, a bad clutch, bad steering, screwed up struts, etc.
the answer? well, twofold- one: they can steal it easily and it beats walking and two: once stolen, it will blend in because there are still so many like it on the road.
how long did i have my car? since i was 16 years old. 7 years. now, i just have to wait for APD to show up so i can file a police report and contact my ins. company to notify them of the theft. wonderful wonderful wonderful.
my car is missing
today was a really shitty day. i looked forward to going to the store after work and picking up some things for the weekend. i locked the door to my apartment and walked down the stairs to where my car has been parked nearly every day since i moved in on April 28, 2007. car is not there. looked up and down the lot, thinking i might have parked it somewhere else and not noticed. car is nowhere to be found. panicked, i called the property’s office, which was closed since it was after 6. i spoke to someone at the answering service and she gave me the number of the towing service the security staff uses and the number for the security staff’s office. i called them and someone looked at all the incidents this week and didn’t see any vehicle towings and no instances of my vehicle being tagged to be towed. i called the towing company and was told that he hadn’t towed any vehicles from our complex *period*.
i called back to the office again and left a message to have them call me tomorrow. at this point there are two possibilities: one. the office towed my vehicle (i don’t know why..it’s insured, it’s registered, it runs) or two. it was stolen from the parking lot, at which point i have to call the police. god damn it.
SOCIAL MEDIA EXPLOOOOSION
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