vegansexuals..because having sex with a skeleton is hot.
veganism creeps me out. it’s unhealthy and can kill you. and it often makes you look like the walking dead. there’s a new trend occurring among vegans– they won’t have sex with CARNIVORES. omg. so..the creepy skeleton people won’t have sex with people who eat meat. big deal. i don’t think any meat-eating person with [...]
ebay’s a bunch of sluts.
so.. regarding my previous post.. it turns out those messages had been spewing from my account because it was one of several thousand compromised by some back-end attack on ebay or something. best week ever.
oh, ebay.
i keep receiving this message from an ebay member (shows up as me for some reason). the wording reminds me of the english translation used on this card. Dear friend： Please do not hesitate to pay attention to our website www.eltrade66.com. You can buy all kinds of electronic products which you are satisfied with. It [...]
missing car pt 2
well, i got up this morning and ran to the store in cadie’s car and came back to talk to the office, thinking they towed my car for leaking or something. turns out they haven’t towed anything in a long time. i called the security company once again to verify that they didn’t tow it [...]
my car is missing
today was a really shitty day. i looked forward to going to the store after work and picking up some things for the weekend. i locked the door to my apartment and walked down the stairs to where my car has been parked nearly every day since i moved in on April 28, 2007. car [...]
