google voice transcriptions SUUUUUUCK
after being sort of spoiled by the ease of use of visual voicemail on the iphone (which is the only iphone feature i miss) i figured when someone sent me a google voice invitation that i’d go ahead and provision it for use with my pre. i had visions of the transcription text arriving in my email, and being able to read my voice messages instead of having to listen to them. unfortunately, this isn’t the case. as with all google services, GV starts off mostly functional but with some serious caveats, including leaving me wondering about the motive for them to offer it as a free service. of course, that’s my thought about every free service they offer, and that evilness is part of why i avoid dealing with them as often as possible.
here are some fun GV transcriptions i’ve gotten:
From my good friend Phil, who is having trouble with his monitor:
Hey. It’s Phil calling to ask you questions. Just curious if you’ve ever run into an issue with your monitor like I just did. I think my mother died. I don’t know if you really. Another little, but I just started getting these. Birkel flights like he kinda went past, but I just went black, or the other office til the desktop and Also unlike this little wanna sort of paint all over the screenwriter, redline Jill, I’ve quite live, and I hope this is gonna fill the whole screen with little colors. The. Grink I was well, so try to clear off and just trying to Mon around it’s just a monitors my cos I’m not in the still do it, so I don’t know if you know anything about those type of this crap anyway if if you have a chance give me a call if you could help. If not, I will. P Olympia for a while so. Alright dude. Later.
From Doug, the douchebag tech at Qwest who doesn’t return calls or emails:
Are you. This is Douglas quest tech support. I was asked to give you a call regarding some slow speed issues and dropping connection. Mike with your view. I. P set up or if you have any was alright. Take a look at the levels email what I’m seeing is your upload speed is o’clock in the red, it’s full rate, it actually and it’s about half what it should and I have taken some errors pummeling as well, which I don’t really have any to do is congested Gateway hurt your, and I T data or V D S, L to as it’s also called which it there is really cool congested gateways on on that type of system so something else. Maybe inside wiring issue. Jack as you possibly the modem call me and so yeah but you see a problem, so I’ll be here for the a couple more hours today if you wanna send me an email. I can give me a call back. I want to hear from you. It’s Doug dot Morgan at Qwest, dot, com and again. I’ll be here all day tomorrow so I don’t talk to you today. Thanks so much bye bye now.
From our Realtor:
Hey Chris Calum ward O’Brien doing a couple of things. I printed out a bunch of stuff, just a little while ago. I wanted to get out and fill love and that’ll give them an account. The warm up and then it occurred to me. I, I. I’d check in with you find out how we’re ready to go and then where I need to come pick you up so I can come pick you up and I will get out. Rock and Roll see what we can see it was wonderful slushy dreary morning but in the meantime, just give me a call when you’re up and I got plenty of things I can be David here for a second. I’ll call you back a little bit import see you bye.
So, as you can see, the transcription tech is sort of accurate, but for the most part it just generates what Cadie describes as “weird poetry”.
i never thought i’d see the day
…wig spam:
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what the hell?
some dude (possibly a woman) in turkey reached omfgoggles.net by searching google for “dogs fucke”.
w t f.
why the fuck is it always new mexico?
allergic to wi-fi? bunch of fucking idiots.
this made it on the front page of drudge today and made me hate people even more.
bank of america
god damn it. i can’t win. every month, i transfer half of the rent to cadie, who writes a check to the apt complex. this month, bank of america’s online account dingus showed my transfer was unsuccessful, so i waited a couple days and did it a second time after i was pretty sure it didnt go through (usually occurs instantaneously) yesterday, both transfers completed. yay overdraft. i just spoke to a rep who said to call in tomorrow and they’d waive my overdraft fees since it was an error in their online banking app, so i guess we’ll see if that works out or not.
SOCIAL MEDIA EXPLOOOOSION
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