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From: MR.LAWRENCE DAVID <anelkadavid@gawab.com>
Date: 2012/4/8
Subject: I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU.DO GET BACK TO ME ASAP.
To: Dear respectable one, My name is Mr Lawrence David I work with the Citizens Bank of Nigeria Plc. branch manager, bill and exchange of the foreign remittance department. Please I need you to get back to me concerning your late cousins fund worth $36 million dollars. Get back to me with your full name, home address and phone number. Your late cousin with his wife, and their three children were involved in the Benin plane crash, and the whole family died in this fatal air crash on 25th December 2003 Since then I have made several inquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended Relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful. Here is the air crash website on cnn: http://edition.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/12/25/benin.crash/index.html All I need you to do is to stand as the next of kin to our Late customer so that this fund can be transferred to you. I am writing you so that we can work together to remit this amount of money into your account as the next of kin hence depositor happened to be a foreigner. All documents and proves to enable you get this fund will be carefully worked out from my table and I will perfect every documents to be in accordance with the banking laws and guideline hence you have nothing to worry about for I am assuring you a 100%risk free transaction. NOTE:PLEASE DO REPLY TO ME WITH MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS : lawrencedavidctb1@yahoo.dk Yours Sincerely,
Mr Lawrence David,
Citizens Bank. Originally posted by Chris to http://photodingus.m0unds.net via email.
Date: 2012/4/8
Subject: I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU.DO GET BACK TO ME ASAP.
To: Dear respectable one, My name is Mr Lawrence David I work with the Citizens Bank of Nigeria Plc. branch manager, bill and exchange of the foreign remittance department. Please I need you to get back to me concerning your late cousins fund worth $36 million dollars. Get back to me with your full name, home address and phone number. Your late cousin with his wife, and their three children were involved in the Benin plane crash, and the whole family died in this fatal air crash on 25th December 2003 Since then I have made several inquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended Relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful. Here is the air crash website on cnn: http://edition.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/12/25/benin.crash/index.html All I need you to do is to stand as the next of kin to our Late customer so that this fund can be transferred to you. I am writing you so that we can work together to remit this amount of money into your account as the next of kin hence depositor happened to be a foreigner. All documents and proves to enable you get this fund will be carefully worked out from my table and I will perfect every documents to be in accordance with the banking laws and guideline hence you have nothing to worry about for I am assuring you a 100%risk free transaction. NOTE:PLEASE DO REPLY TO ME WITH MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS : lawrencedavidctb1@yahoo.dk Yours Sincerely,
Mr Lawrence David,
Citizens Bank. Originally posted by Chris to http://photodingus.m0unds.net via email.
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From: Brigadier General smith Williams [mailto:info@mail.com] Sent: Saturday, April 07, 2012 11:59 AM
Subject: ATTENTION ATTENTION I am BRIGADIER GENERAL SMITH WILLIAMS the Presidential Special Initiative. I
am mailing you in respect, of the present development going on here in my
country GHANA.
I decided to contact you, after much investigation which was carried out by
the Bureau of National Investigation (BNI) and the Ghana Police Service, to
make sure our country is free of these fraudulent activities, which is going
on here in Africa and for our country to bear a good name.
The Airport Authority detected some trunk boxes after been scanned the
authorities detected that the boxes contains funds on your name and email
that has been tempered on, they were been smuggled into the country by
foreign Personnel who were on transit from London.
These men were trying to enter the country with the trunk boxes, when the
airport authority detected that these boxes contains, some huge amount of
United State Dollars. After much investigation we found out that these men
were among those men, spoiling the good name of Africa.
They opened up to us that, they actually work with a Lotto company before
their dismissal and used the opportunity to perpetuate their crimes, they
told us that the funds inside the boxes was won by you, but now they planned
to turn back on you and decided to take the money all to themselves out of
the country. We later found out on the investigation that was carried that,
these men are truly members of a well established organization to act on
their criminal activities.
As I write you this mail now, the three(3) men that were caught are now in
the custody of the Ghana Police Service over here in our country Ghana,
while we are trying to track the others left, because hey have proved to us
that they belong to one organization. That is why we have to reach you by
your mail address and name that was tagged in the boxes, so we can make the
arrangement on the transfer of the funds to your designation.
Your urgent response will be very much appreciated as soon as you have
received this email.Thank you for your kind attention, for us to make sure
our beloved country Ghana, bears a good name.
Please in your reply include your
A: FULL NAMES:
B: ADDRESS:
C: DIRECT CONTACT PHONE NUMBER:
D: SCANNED COPY OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR ANY RELEVANT
IDENTIFICATION PASSPORT.
As this information will be required, by the authorities in Ghana to draft
the new change of ownership in your name as the rightful owner of the funds
in our custody and also to verify the information given to us because the
documentations covering the boxes have been tampered on. Regards, BRIGADIER GENERAL SMITH WILLIAMS Email: gbrigadiergeneral1@hotmail.comOriginally posted by Chris to http://photodingus.m0unds.net via email.
Subject: ATTENTION ATTENTION I am BRIGADIER GENERAL SMITH WILLIAMS the Presidential Special Initiative. I
am mailing you in respect, of the present development going on here in my
country GHANA.
I decided to contact you, after much investigation which was carried out by
the Bureau of National Investigation (BNI) and the Ghana Police Service, to
make sure our country is free of these fraudulent activities, which is going
on here in Africa and for our country to bear a good name.
The Airport Authority detected some trunk boxes after been scanned the
authorities detected that the boxes contains funds on your name and email
that has been tempered on, they were been smuggled into the country by
foreign Personnel who were on transit from London.
These men were trying to enter the country with the trunk boxes, when the
airport authority detected that these boxes contains, some huge amount of
United State Dollars. After much investigation we found out that these men
were among those men, spoiling the good name of Africa.
They opened up to us that, they actually work with a Lotto company before
their dismissal and used the opportunity to perpetuate their crimes, they
told us that the funds inside the boxes was won by you, but now they planned
to turn back on you and decided to take the money all to themselves out of
the country. We later found out on the investigation that was carried that,
these men are truly members of a well established organization to act on
their criminal activities.
As I write you this mail now, the three(3) men that were caught are now in
the custody of the Ghana Police Service over here in our country Ghana,
while we are trying to track the others left, because hey have proved to us
that they belong to one organization. That is why we have to reach you by
your mail address and name that was tagged in the boxes, so we can make the
arrangement on the transfer of the funds to your designation.
Your urgent response will be very much appreciated as soon as you have
received this email.Thank you for your kind attention, for us to make sure
our beloved country Ghana, bears a good name.
Please in your reply include your
A: FULL NAMES:
B: ADDRESS:
C: DIRECT CONTACT PHONE NUMBER:
D: SCANNED COPY OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR ANY RELEVANT
IDENTIFICATION PASSPORT.
As this information will be required, by the authorities in Ghana to draft
the new change of ownership in your name as the rightful owner of the funds
in our custody and also to verify the information given to us because the
documentations covering the boxes have been tampered on. Regards, BRIGADIER GENERAL SMITH WILLIAMS Email: gbrigadiergeneral1@hotmail.comOriginally posted by Chris to http://photodingus.m0unds.net via email.
food allergies are annoying
the title says it all. food allergies are annoying as hell. i’m allergic to eggs, but it took me a long time to realize it. for years, i’d regularly have lots of bouts of stomach problems and always assumed it was related to stress, until i realized that every single bout of discomfort followed eating something with eggs in it.
my allergy is pretty mild, i just get sick to my stomach, feel hot, feel a little short of breath and then after cramping and stuff subsides (after dosing myself with pepcid or something) i feel like my innards are bruised for around a week after. it’s not pleasant, but accidental exposure has yet to kill me or anything. it took a long while for me to get used to checking labels for eggs, and realizing that in a lot of cases, when a company prints food allergies, they will leave eggs out of the bolded text. that means i have to actually read whole ingredient statements to ensure i’m not going to unwittingly eat some eggy deliciousness and feel like death for a few days.
there is an upshot to this particular food allergy though- a *lot* of the stuff with egg ingredients in it is really unhealthy. things like hot pockets, mayonnaise, salad dressings, pastries, doughnuts, lots of pies, quiche, most everything served at denny’s, pancakes, waffles, candy bars with nougat, TONS of stuff. by being forced to cut egg ingredients out of my diet, my diet improved a lot, i’ve lost a lot of weight and i do generally just feel better. i think that last part is twofold – one is obvious, no eggs in my diet, i feel less shitty. the other part is that i eat fewer shitty things, so my body is happy more often.
aside from the obvious, it also has some negative factors to it as well. i’ve never been a huge dining out kind of person, but the lack of allergen disclosures from many restaurants, and unwillingness for lots of bigger places to disclose whole ingredient lists makes me too nervous to want to eat at any more than a few trusted places. state and local governments all over the country have been worrying about trans fats (which very few companies still use as an additive anyway due to all the negative press) outright banning their use, but totally neglecting encouraging restaurants to disclose common food allergen ingredients on menus or in other easily visible places. this is also irritating as all hell to me, and i’m sure to others with allergies significantly more severe than mine (nut allergies especially, since those seem to cause analphylaxis reactions pretty frequently…)
on saturday, catherine and i went to jason’s deli. i’m not a huuuge fan of jason’s, but i do like some of the things they serve, especially the vegetarian sandwiches and whatnot. i ordered some zucchini grilled panini type sandwich on whole wheat bread because it sounded awesome. ordinarily, i’d consult my phone and look up their allergen chart and double-check that it’s safe. reading what they stated was on the sandwich – red pepper hummus, muenster cheese, zucchini, tomatoes, i figured i’d be alright and didn’t bother to look. when our food arrived at our table, i had a moment of apprehension and consulted the allergen chart on my phone. it indicated eggs as an ingredient for this particular meal. i was dumbfounded and annoyed. i investigated further and noticed that the bread of all things was the culprit.
in all the years catherine and i have been grocery shopping to avoid egg ingredients, we only really encountered eggs in bread a handful of times:
- gluten free bread (duh, eggs are a binder here)
- sweet bread (duh again)
- croissants and other flaky breads (duh once more)
so ultimately, by dumb luck, i happened to check jason’s allergen guide, only to find out that i could have made myself sick eating a sandwich that seemed totally innocent and free of eggy-ingredients.
yup. food allergies suck.
